December 2009
66 posts
“I guess when I read a script, I want to see somebody in some kind of a struggle...”
– Javier Bardem, Interview Magazine
“When you read the book.. it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed...”
– Robert Pattinson
the best thing he has ever said or done
I love a man in a (red) suit
junglejustine:
whytheyrehot:
Why He’s Hot:
He’s the boss. We all love a man who’s charge right? Well, C.K. here has an empire, runs an friggin’ terrestrial pole of the earth, has the flying magical reindeer game on lockdown and even enslaves millions of tiny little happy elves. You don’t get anymore in charge than that.
He looks damn good in red. So good that it’s all he wears. He knows...
I ate Indian food last night. O shit, does that... →
The police just ruin everything, even Christmas →
Ever-increasing choice was supposed to mean the... →
tumbledore:
“Perhaps the best explanation of why this might be so was offered in 1963. In “Formal Theories of Mass Behaviour”, William McPhee noted that a disproportionate share of the audience for a hit was made up of people who consumed few products of that type. (Many other studies have since reached the same conclusion.) A lot of the people who read a bestselling novel, for example, do not...
Listen
random bullshit part 1.
It seems like everywhere I look teenage emotions are invalidated. ‘Oh, your just a teenager, going through a turbulent time, you’ll figure it out when when you grow up’. What does that mean? When does the process of growing up reach the point where an individual can officially be considered grown up enough that they
adults around me don’t seem to have figured out life any...
“I’m moving to Canada for their fine selection of men.”
– http://junglejustine.tumblr.com
I now have an answer when anyone asks me why I moved to calgary
“If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time,...”
“The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and...
I should work on this
Life after graduating
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“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that, within me there lay an invincible summer.”
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing...”
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“Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people....”
“Stephen
i think i may take up cough syrup as an after class beverage once i...”
– I SUCK
meow
(713): on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Born in Blood
The final episode of Dexter season 4 continued to delve into the protagonists internal conflict between his humanity and his dark passenger. As the episode progressed, it became increasingly obvious which element of Dexter’s personality would triumph; the shackles of having an uncontrollable compulsion to kill were falling away, and he was becoming a husband, a brother, and a father,...
WatchTomorrow is Assumption Day I ask them what they celebrate Daniello says he can’t explain But he’ll be clappin’ anyway
He has some pretty stellar taste for a man whose...
The top ten movies of 2009, according to JOHN WATERS
1 Import Export (Ulrich Seidl) The most sorrowful movie of the year is also the best. The miserable lives of Ukrainian immigrants in Vienna make this agonizing but brilliantly directed opus the cinematic equivalent of slitting your wrists. A new genre? Depression porn? Hey, I got off.
2 Antichrist (Lars von Trier) If Ingmar Bergman had...
bahaha
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee’s mention of a date who was “full of himself”] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me. Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I...
Act Seventeen is Coming to a Close.
During our adolescence, we are supposed to be thrust into the turbulent seas on a voyage of self discovery. Being a teenager is supposed to be a rocky time. As we hang on to the side of our ships to avoid the churning waves, we supposedly gain a modicum of insight into our identity, as well as the world around us, because soon, we are going to land on an island where we will have to fend for...
We're born alone, and we die alone, no matter who...
Some advice from a mother to her son:
‘You think Rowena belonged to you. Well Im here to tell you, Robert, no one belongs to anyone. We’re all cut off at birth with a knife and left at the mercy of strangers. You hear that? Strangers. I know what you want to do. Well- you can go to hell. I’m not responsible. I’m just another stranger. Birth I can give you - but life I cannot, I can’t keep...