January 2011
8 posts
Sheath Your Excalibur With A Commemorative Royal... →
This is so ridiculous
I mostly just want to curl u in a ball and slee forever. I cannot handle life
“You know, I want to just advise people watching at home playing that now popular...”
– Democratic Senator Anthony Wiener
the beauty of alcohol →
The Classy manifesto
THINGS TO DO TO BE MORE CLASSY: A MANIFESTO
-mistunderstand things people say to you and in so doing make them feel stupid. Make it clear in a very understated way that your failure to comprehend is not your own mental incompetence, but must be the product of poor-breeding on the part of your conversant.
-one’s dandyism should not be overt, but should be carried through with...
fuck everything, i thought this one was different. I seriously just want someone to give me a big hug and tell me things will be okay. I don’t even know what to do
So I have decided to go back to school
so i don’t feel like a brain dead dirt bag anymore. Sweet, time to hit the books. I just need to figure out how to stay motivated this time.
December 2010
8 posts
The Beauty of Silence
I feel the most exposed in the quite moments. Holding eye contact with someone, and feeling them probe the windows into my soul with theirs makes me feel far more self conscious then the feeling of eyes roving my naked body, and that vulnerability is wonderful and terrifying. I need to remember that the most intimate moments are those that happen in between words.
I am considering walking in front of a car on the...
unfortunately, after giving it serious thought, I probably won’t be doing this, mostly due to how traumatic it would be to the person driving the aforementioned vehicle.
but seriously, if I make it through my shift without having a total breakdown it will be an actual christmas miracle
“Diversity is the engine that drives this country. We are an immigrant nation....”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock (via theessentialman)
Love
I love doing nice things for him
I notice things most people miss and think they’re adorable
and at the end of the day, I just want to talk to him and lay in his arms and kiss him.
I think I found the person who will define what love is for me for the next while, because this time, it’s just different.
November 2010
5 posts
UN Votes 79-70 For Legality of Arbitrary Genocide... →
“The UN vote is in direct defiance of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which guarantees equal treatment, non-discrimination and the right to life. What is the point of the UN if it refuses to uphold its own humanitarian values and declarations?”
Peter Tatchell
“If you are lonely when you are alone then you are in bad company”
October 2010
1 post
“I ran screaming out of adolescence, and when I hit the border somebody gave me...”
September 2010
7 posts
have never been so tired in my life. If i work thursday like I asked Im going to work ten days in a row by next sunday
fuck
I’ve been consistently happy for awhile now, and I kind of don’t feel like myself, but in the best possible way. I hope this change continues. Also, I revisited Californication about a year after first watching it, and it’s still awesome, I highly recommend.
“We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined, because we...”
“People tell you who they are but we ignore it becasuse we want them to be who we...”
– Don Draper, Mad Men s04ep8
The way my life does a 180 almost every second day makes me realize every perception of my life I have is mostly devoid of reality and just depends on my mood that day. hmmm…
August 2010
4 posts
I am the loneliest person in the world
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
4 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(480): Too bad my thesis topic isn’t “defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions.”.
April 2010
17 posts
“i have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept...”
Jeffrey Dahmer missed his calling
Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.
He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.
He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a...
Summer is coming to calgary!!!
“You got a nose job
And changed the way your face looks
But when you have a kid...”
– http://caitlinraftery.blogspot.com/
discover the cosmos →
http://www.arthdaniels.com/Art.html# →
Carlsberg Workers fight for right to drink on the... →
‘Carlsberg management, however, feel that “tippling on the job is a risky anachronism, especially for those operating heavy equipment.” Speaking for ourselves, we actually operate trucks and industrial machinery better when drunk.’
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he...”
– Oscar Wilde
“The brain appears to possess a special area which we might call poetic memory...”